karl stefanovic

Km: 13, for the week: 23

Good and bad today, faithful readers and generous benefactors…

Bad first -Within two days my running related mood seems to have gone from stellar to somewhere down low with the wines and spirits. It might have something to do with the fact that I woke up at exactly 5:20 this morning, never the best time to be awake. It might have something to do with the fact that I managed to be both hot and sweaty AND rained upon.

Hmmm…

On the plus side, as I staggered along the Mullum-Mullum trail, looking like Paris Hilton falling out of a nightlub, I overheard a nice lady say to her husband “I’ll never be able to run that fast”. I would like to take this opportunity to say to that lady “thankyou. You have made my day”.

In financial news, my plan to buy channel 9 proceeds a-pace. At last count I’ve raised $4billion plus whatever lies between Em’s cushions.

Our proposed schedule of endless reruns of great marathons past and present is a potential ratings bonanza.

There is some debate as to the best way to handle Mike Munro (”not at all thankyou”, “with a bargepole” are common opinions). The best idea I’ve heard so far is to put him, Karl Stefanovik, Ray Martin, Richard Wilkins and the guy who hosts Temptation in a small room and then drown them all in brill-cream.

As always, I’m open to suggestions.