crap, crap, crap and david beckham

Posted on November 28, 2007 by JH

It may surprise you to learn, dear reader, that my running isn’t entirely comprised of world records, near world records and personal bests. In fact, I have been known to run - gasp - slowly.

Last night, for example, was an absolute dog of a run. Yes, it was hot and yes I hadn’t exactly prepared well for it, but that’s no excuse.

It was around 13k along the Mullum Mullum creek and back. It started slow, got slower and then ground to a stuttering, stitched halt about 20 times on the way back.

There were harsh words spoken. I have a vague, sweaty sort of memory of saying to myself semi-audibly:

“You’re a ***ing ****ing unfit lazy *****”

Insert your favourite four-letter-word, as required.

Turning to more positive things
From the Herald Sun online:

Jogger left to die in gutter after hit and run

Man, that’s not positive! I give up. It’s no use.

David Beckham
Plenty of people tell me I remind them of “Becks”.

Truly.

Not the looks or footballing talent or stupid wife, obviously - mainly the effeminate voice and low IQ.

Still, it’s something.

Anyway - he played in Sydney last night against, funnily enough, Sydney FC. He played pretty well and scored a nice goal from a free-kick. The rest of his team aren’t exactly world-beaters though. They play like they’re on valium. Ah well.

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5 Responses to “crap, crap, crap and david beckham”

  1. jojo, on November 28th, 2007 at 6:40 am Said:

    my run was a bit like that last night too… hideous…and there were a few expletives being used in conjuction with lazy and fat and maybe even slob which i KNOW were audible..lol

  2. Andrew(ajh), on November 28th, 2007 at 10:22 am Said:

    LOL at the Becks comparison!

    I think Posh is actually a hottie - but I seem to be quite alone in that.

  3. Em, on November 28th, 2007 at 9:50 pm Said:

    Andrew cleary has a chupachup fetish.

    Somehow John I think you may have a few more brain cells to rub together than Becks, sadly I suspect that Posh is the brains in that outfit.

  4. JH, on November 28th, 2007 at 10:03 pm Said:

    AJH - as far as I’m concerned you can keep Posh (and Cher too as it happens).

    I was a bit concerned at first to read a grown man using the word “hottie”, but then I realised you have teenage daughters.

  5. Jaykay, on November 29th, 2007 at 3:06 am Said:

    That man Beckham definitely has the looks and the talent, but sadly once he opens his mouth it all turns to putty!!!

    Now what’s this running lark you keep referring to??

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