britney spears, no knickers
I’m trying a little bit of an experiment, based on this article: Aussies think knickerless Britney is pretty flash .
Apparently the most searched-for topic on the Australian bit of the web was about Britney Spears sans briefs. Strange folks. Very strange. Having seen the film clip for her latest song “gimme more” in which she continually stumbles into a pole in a laughable attempt at “sexy“, I could think of nothing worse.
It worries me that all around me are people with a morbid desire to see, presumably, Britney’s hairy bits. Yuck.
Anyway: I figure if I keep mentioning Britney’s snatch I’ll boost the old traffic levels. We’ll see.
If you are one of those people in search of Britney’s lingerie, and you have the concentration span required to reach this far down the post, I apologise. This blog probably ain’t for you.
Zac Ephron
I have no idea who this is, but apparently he’s pretty popular too.
Jessica Alba and Jennifer Hawkins
That should get the male, horny demographic interested. Sadly, I have no proof these two have even been in the same state at the same time.
Running
I went out for a 17k run last night, after the thunderstorm and accompanying flash-floods. I inexplicably failed to meet Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, or Rihanna, but that’s probably to be expected seeing as they don’t spend much time in Ringwood
I can’t imagine why. Ringwood’s ace.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: britney spears, croydon, lindsay lohan, paris hilton, rihanna
Now the smart thing to do would be to add links from those names to your Google Ads and raise some extra dosh.
I have no idea who that Zac fella is either, I am guessing he hasn’t had a photo taken sans knickers so does not attract the same level of press as Britters.
BTW, not to keen on the colour blue, think you could change it to green?
I don’t think Google ads works like that Em, but thanks for your suggestion.
On the “blue” issue. I’m not so sure green’s a good idea. I’ve heard brown is the in colour this year.
You’re a sad puppy JH. I’ve been lurking on your blog for a while, and I’ve *never* been interested in Britney’s hairy bits. She probably gets a brazillan anyway.
L
LOL Did you get much of an increase in traffic to your blog from that post???
lol at em’s colour comment..given that you..jh..apparently are the blog colour police.. me ..now i just read the nice words
Er yes Jojo. Now that you mention it, your blog could do with a bit of a tarting up. Mmmm???
Isn’t the Zac guy the cute one from High School Musical?
You didn’t mention Megan Gale or Sarah Michelle Gellar so I’m sorry my searches failed to find your blog.
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