blood-suckers

Posted on March 27, 2008 by JH

I had rather a good run planned for this lunch-time and even went as far as getting changed before a nasty wardrobe malfunction ruined it all. I won’t go into the details as I don’t wish to upset the kiddies or put you off your wheaties. Suffice it to say: it ain’t pretty.

It wasn’t such a great loss, Melbourne seems to have gone from the height of summer to deep, dark winter in the blink of an eye. It seems like yesterday all the talk was about the best way to cram ice into various items of clothing, today every man and his dog is wrapped up in seven layers of thermal underwear. Weird.

Weird
Even wierder - have a look at this:

Demi Moore’s leech of faith
Demi Moore covers herself in blood-sucking leeches to keep her skin looking fresh.

My first thought was “that’s no way to describe Ashton Kutcher”. But no, I read on:

You watch it [the leech] swell up on your blood, watching it get fatter and fatter - then when it’s super drunk on your blood it just kind of rolls over like it is stumbling out of the bar.

Surely that’s cruelty to animals, isn’t it? Even leeches have rights, especially the right not to be subjected to Demi Moore.

Ugh.

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10 Responses to “blood-suckers”

  1. Em, on March 27th, 2008 at 2:30 pm Said:

    :lol:

    We had to post on the same thing sooner or later - it was just too awful to resist.

    PS - for some reason if I comment from work it gets turned into spam

  2. Audrey, on March 27th, 2008 at 5:03 pm Said:

    Unreal what these stars will do to themselves, eh? I had to laugh at her comment :

    “These aren’t just swamp leeches though - we are talking about highly trained medical leeches. These are not some low level scavengers - we’re talking high level blood suckers.”

    Hmm, how does one train a leach?

  3. Andrew(AJH), on March 27th, 2008 at 7:14 pm Said:

    Come on John, you wouldn’t kick her out on a cold night would you! She looks pretty hot on the cover of the Striptease DVD!

  4. ajh, on March 27th, 2008 at 7:45 pm Said:

    Oh come on John, you wouldn’t kick her out on a cold night would you? She looked pretty hot on the cover of the Striptease DVD.

  5. ajh, on March 27th, 2008 at 7:53 pm Said:

    Oh come on John, you wouldn’t kick her out on a cold night would you?

  6. jojo, on March 27th, 2008 at 8:39 pm Said:

    oooh ok..then it sounds like the one that i had in my eye was a low level scavenger type then!!! damn

  7. Andrew (ajh), on March 27th, 2008 at 8:45 pm Said:

    Come on, what’s wrong with Demi!

  8. ajh, on March 27th, 2008 at 8:46 pm Said:

    Come on John, what’s wrong with Demi!

  9. JH, on March 27th, 2008 at 9:23 pm Said:

    You put a leech in your eye? That seems a little unwise, even for you Jojo.

  10. Jaykay, on March 28th, 2008 at 11:57 am Said:

    Demi Moore/Leech - Don’t the two go togther anyway?

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