race report
Well, that wasn’t a terrific day. I’ll make it brief.
The race
I woke on time, ate breakfast and made it to the start with plenty of time to spare, although I had to park about 2km away. The race started suprisinly on time, so surprisingly that I forgot to turn on my stop-watch. Bugger.
The first 10km were fine, with Monaghetti and his balloons bobbing along a few metres ahead of me. Then around 15km Mona had to duck off for a pee, which messed up everyone’s timing. I went through the half in 87 minutes, which was a touch faster than I’d anticipated. From 25km I had a nasty stitch, which I thought might hurt me, but I ran through it, breathing more deeply than I normally do.
From 30km onwards I started to feel nauseous. At 34km it got really bad, and I had to walk. From then on, it was a real struggle, with frequent walk breaks, and plenty of people overtaking me.
It was upsetting, humiliating, and one of the worst bits of running I’ve done. I struggled home in 3:10.
Post race
It didn’t get any better, post race. I was up at GC on my own, so had to struggle what felt like a km to the left luggage on my own. It took a LONG time. Then there was another 2km to the car. At that stage I had no drink or food and no money to buy anything. I also had the remains of a carbo gel stuck to my shorts and my left leg – looking really dodgy.
Later on I got locked out of the hotel. Then I lost my boarding pass for the flight home. To replace it, I needed to know my booking reference number, which meant a trip to an internet kiosk, which wasn’t where it was supposed to be, meaning I had to go through security twice. Then I couldn’t find a pen to write down the number. Then it turned out I was booked on the wrong flight anyway.
I should note: at this stage I was unbelievably tired and really struggling not to lose my temper.
Then, when trying to transfer my flight my credit card got declined. Then they couldn’t move it in the system, because I’d already checked in over the internet. Then I couldn’t sleep on the plane because I was I nauseous and cramping badly.
Apart from that, it was a nice day.
Thoughts
I don’t really want to think about this much. At the end I felt devastated. I still feel like I stuffed up, like maybe I should have been able to tough out the nausea. I also think that, while I was feeling better from the brochitis, maybe my system wasn’t quite up to the demands of running a 3 hour marathon.
With 24 hours to think about it, I guess I was due a bad marathon. I’ve had a good run of races in the last few years, but the marathon is a cruel, unpredictable race. That’s part of the challenge, and why we keep coming back.




Sounds nasty John, but I am still so impressed with your time- and so more impressed that you think it is bad. As for dealing with airline staff and airports full stop I can only say that it makes me cranky when I am fully hyrdated, well slept and haven’t run anywhere.
Hope you have recovered well. The only other person I know of who was doing the full was on target for 3.30 at the 35km mark then collapsed at 38km. You finished. And you negotiated the airport without going postal so congratulations.
Well done John, I know what it is like to struggle through the last few kms of a marathon it isn’t pleasant. But 3:10, well I’d love to be able to come within an hour of that myself.
The goings on afterwards sound like they would have been trying to the very end of your patience.
Hoping there were no fire drills today.
I would hardly call a 3:10 mara a bad mara! That is brilliant……maybe you went out a tad too fast??? You must remember you would be in the top percentile for fitness in the population!
Another good achievement – getting through the airport without getting in a tizz. I would have cried!!
Christ, what a horrible trip home, you’d think they’d be able to sort you out at the check in counter with some photo ID, it’s all become so terribly impersonal.
Sorry your trip to the Sunny GC was so crappy
Hey,
Reading your race report it mirrored my day. I ran with Mona and the group i piked out at 24km from them i just felt the pace was abit hot for me.It was my first marathon and i crawled home to finish at 3:17. Just a question does it pay to get the half marathon gig under control in really sharp time to improve your marathon time!I thought i was prepared but i was kidding myself! I now know what is required!
I’m very impressed that you didn’t lose your cool!
I don’t think a tired and flustered Stu would have survived such an experience at the a/port…