While I have no beef with doctors and nurses as people – I’m sure they’re perfectly nice – I can’t say I’ve ever enjoyed talking to one of them, at least in a professional capacity. For one thing, if they have a flaw as a group, it’s a tendency towards being patronising. I sometimes am rude in return but I mostly don’t have the energy, owing to the fact I’m always coughing, spluttering or crying in pain like a baby.
So, I try to keep my interactions with the medical system to an absolute minimum whenever possible: my thinking being if I avoid the doctor I might avoid the sickness too. Not entirely logical I know, but hey: whatareyagunnado?
The whole doctor surgery experience only makes it worse. It’s not enough that you’re on death’s door, you also need to sit in a freezing room for 45 minutes reading ancient copies of New Idea (“Is Jen and Brad’s marriage on the rocks?” I think I know the answer to that one.)
By the time you actually get to see the quack, you’ve either gotten over your sickness or you’re dead. Either way, the whole experience is a little underwhelming.
Then you have to hand over some exorbitant amount of money and then take the receipt somewhere else where they give you some money back, although only after standing in yet another queue, as if to make sure you’re serious.
I’m a little down on the whole thing. I’d generally rather just be sick.
However, there are times when medical attention can’t be avoided, including when you’re seemingly having a heart attack. I think I wrote something about it earlier in the week – Sore ribs.
The doctor lived up, or more accurately, “down” to expectations and I emerged, blinking, into the Exhibition street sunshine, wallet considerably lighter and clutching a receipt in my hot little hand. Off I toddled looking for a Medicare office to unlighten my wallet a touch.
I wasn’t too hopeful. The last time I went to Medicare was sometime in the neolithic era and the office was tucked up 3 flights of stairs and behind a dustbin somewhere in Carlton. Most of the customers were from the paleolithic era and were busily filling in forms with a chisel and piece of rock. That was then.
So to say I was surprised when I saw the new, streamlined Medicare office on Bourke Street, is a bit of an understatement. I was flabbergasted.
You go in there, click a button, take a ticket and they see you within 3 minutes. You get your refund in another 2 and out you go, clutching brand new folding money that you can spend on lollies, poker machines or whatever takes your fancy.
I found it quite disorientating actually. I kept looking around for the forms to fill in and the queue to stand behind.
Who was that nice woman behind the glass? What was she doing with her mouth? Could it be… a smile?
Wow.
Who could have predicted it? The government actually does something well.
Running
I will attempt to run today, although the schedule is looking a touch cramped. This weekend will be another long run. This one is quite key. I only realistically have 3 weekends left to do hard long runs, and one of them might be spent at the AV half marathon in Richmond, watching Tiger Boy disappear into the distance.
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