I know it’s not the most masculine thing to say, at least in this country, but I’m really not that into cars.
Start a conversation with me about V6 engines and you’ll see my eyes quickly glaze over. There are people out there who are passionately either Ford or Holden people, and who will willingly drive up to Bathurst to sit around for a weekend watching hotted-up sedans drive around in circles for 10 hours straight. But as far as I’m concerned they’re a whole different species to me. I find them interesting, but only to the extent I find neanderthals interesting. It’s good to know they exist, but I have no desire to spend time with them.
Cars are just a means of getting from A to B. Sure some are faster than others; some are bigger; some more red; some make Jeremy Clarkson excited: at the end of the day they’re just cars. They’re just going to spend 80% of their lives driving at 25kph in heavy traffic on Hoddle Street.
So, I wasn’t too excited about taking the car for a service today. Especially not as the (relatively) new car is serviced at the dealership. I won’t say which type of car it is: let’s just say it rhymes with “golden”.
Aside for the fact I have to drive a bit out of my way and then catch a train on a different line where people are subtly unfamiliar, I resent the attitudes of the “golden” service staff. They strut around in their branded polo shirts tucked in to their slacks, with short-back and sides haircuts, acting as if they’re incredibly important. They’re also quite condescending, which irritates me, coming as it does from people who are basically sales staff.
No matter when you go in there, your car always turns out to “need” half a dozen special treatments, all of which cost big bucks. If you say no to any of these treatments, they say “that’s fine” but with pursed lips, as if it’s anything but fine and, what’s more, they suspect you of cruelty to small children and animals.
Next time I go in there, I’m going to say “Listen. Here’s the key. Just make sure the thing starts and stops in reasonable time, and make sure it’s not going to explode. I’ll be back at 5pm. And don’t call me, I’ll call you.”
I’m pretty sure I can work in some 4 letter words in there, but I might want to keep it civil.
Running
After picking the car up, I zoomed down to Croydon Athletics track and did some track work in the gloaming. 4 x 1200 with a 400m float between each set. With warm up and cool-down laps it worked out around 8km. The reps were: 4:33 – 4:33 – 4:37 – 4:36.
The third one was the usual third rep slow-down. The last lap felt fluid and fast, but actually wasn’t. Still, it was a good workout, especially given I didn’t let the float laps get too slow.
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