Mel Gibson must wake up every morning and thank god for Tom Cruise.
Ask anyone, particularly Em, and they’ll tell you they absolutely HATE Tom C. He’s an ageing, arrogant movie star with seriously weird religious beliefs, funny ideas about psychiatry, too much money and, despite forcing his brain-washed wife to wear flat shoes and hunch over in public, is universally known as a short arse.
Tom C is so widely and loudly despised that Mel Gibson’s little…. pecadillos?… can almost slide under the radar, as much as an international movie star can.
But let’s have a look at Master Gibson.
He’s a Catholic, but of a loopy sect so conservative they to think everything after the Council of Nicea was politically correct interfering in the ways of the true church.
He makes movies in Aramaic, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, except that they make more sense than any of the Lethal Weapon films. Despite the religiosity, he thinks it’s okay to call female police officers “sugar tits” and rant about the Jews controlling the earth.
He’s also on record as saying his wife will not be “saved” as she’s an Episcopalian. In Mel’s world, God takes great notice of doctrinal differences.
Which brings me to this latest incident. His wife is divorcing him: possibly the bit about going to hell was the last straw. They don’t have a prenup, so he’ll probably be out of pocket by around $600 million bucks.
Now he’s been photographed in public with a Russian model – Oksana. Putting 2 and 2 together, it looks like the world’s most expensive root. I hope she makes him happy.
I do hope when I get to his age I don’t blow half my fortune (ha!) chasing after Russian models half my age. I might just stick to buying a motorbike.
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