I have a confession to make: I actually quite like “So you think you can dance”, the American version. The dancers themselves were amazing athletes, and their performances were of a really high standard. The host, Cat Deeley, was gawkily attractive and winning, despite towering about a foot over everyone else on stage.
If you learned to turn down the volume whenever they swung the camera around to the judges, it was quite an enjoyable experience.
So: it was with some concern that I heard Channel 10 were starting an Australian version. Sadly, after watching it last night, I can declare it officially a stinker.
The main thing is the dancers, who simply aren’t as good. I doubt there’s one who could compete honestly in the US top 20.
Then there’s Natalie Bathingthwaite, or however you say it. I can see why she’s trying to move away from her progressively more embarrassing day role as “rock-vixen” in the Rogue Traders, and “reality TV host” would seem to be a logical progression. But god, somebody please put her out of her misery. I’ve seen deer in the headlights with more charisma: after the impact! Surely the only thing saving her from the axe is her rapidly mutating hair-do.
But the main thing is the judges. I realise there’s a long tradition of absolute prats hosting reality TV, but this is going too far.
The main guy, Jason Coleman, can’t seem to decide whether he’s English or Australian, whether he’s some metrosexual in a pink shirt or a leering, disgusting old perve salivating over 18 year-old nubile dancers. His profile online says he:
has been a fixture of the Australian dance scene for more than twenty years.
Yeah, a tap perhaps. A dripping tap.
The other guy on the panel, Matt Lee, is apparently:
an Australian dance prodigy who first began his dance career at the age of 5.
I wonder what he’s been doing in the intervening 22 years?
It’s fair to say he looks a little like Justin Timberlake. However there’s a reason JT is an international megastar and Matt Lee is judging this heap of televisual dung. His online bio trumpets his starring role in Happy Feet. That sounds pretty good, until you realise it was an animation. What was he? Third pixel from the left?
Last but not least is Bonnie Lythgoe, who is “an entertainment industry success story”, or so the story goes. It seems a little dubious to me.
As I said at the start, I’m not at all surprised it’s crap. I am surprised lots of people seem to like it. Are they seeing something I’m missing?
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