I know, I know. It’s a bit controversial.
I’ve always thought footballers of all codes to be above reproach. Look at James Hird! He’s a stock broker, or so I seem to remember. You can’t be thick as two short planks and be a stock-broker.
(Actually, I take it back – you CAN be thick and a stock-broker. It probably helps.)
Anyway, this week, footballers have been getting into a bit of foot-in-the-mouth type strife:
- Mal Brown – described Aborigines as Cannibals
- Robert DiPierdomenico – said a fellow player was pretty good “for an Abo”.
- Andrew Johns – called … … a “black c__t”. Interestingly, the “black” was seen as terribly insulting, the “c**t” not so much
- Jason Akermanis – got in trouble for writing a column in the Herald Sun saying gay footballers shouldn’t come out of the closet, because it would make everyone uncomfortable in the shower
I make 2 points about this:
- All of these people made these remarks in public, usually in EXTREMELY public places
- All of these people are usually defended by their friends as “not having a sexist/racist/homophobic bone in his body”.
If 1 and 2 are true, and in some cases I think they are, the only conclusion I can come too is that they’re all a bit obtuse. Aker, if you don’t know what that means, try one of these:
brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, dull, dumb, dummy*, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, laughable, loser*, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, out to lunch, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thick-headed, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless
Do any of those make sense?
I’m probably being a bit unfair. The AFL has produced such intellectual giants as Brendan Fevola, Sam Newman and Gary Ablett Snr, so I could be wrong. (By the way, if you get time, have a look at G Ablett’s article in the Herald Sun “disproving” evolution. It’s scary to think a grown adult thinks that way in the year 2010, but worse to see all the comments from people who thinks he makes a good point!)
But before you say – “ahh yes but they have more money than you ever will” in a mocking sort of voice, Sarah Ferguson also had, at one point, bucket-loads of money and butlers and castles, and look at her now. A sad, drunken, corrupt old tart who tries to hustle undercover News of the World journalists.
Running
18.5km on Wednesday morning. I missed a day yesterday due to wind (outside) and too much work and stuff (inside). 19.5km this morning in beautiful conditions. It truly was heart-warming down by the bay at 7:30am this morning, although my heart was about the only thing not freezing.
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