The weekend last was one chock-full of novel experiences, most of which are of the sort I can’t tell you for fear it may BLOW YOUR MIND; the remainder of the sort that are of interest to me my close circle of family and friends but aren’t appropriate for this medium.
What I can tell you is this: I had my first trip to Krispy Kreme. As a cultural experience, no doubt it will be disappointing to the high-brow section of my readership, but it was a cultural experience nonetheless.
It wasn’t really my idea: after an afternoon trip to the pool that inexplicably included potato cakes from the pool kiosk, the more hormonally-driven of my household decided they had a craving for Krispy Kreme. Notice the craving was for “KK“, not donuts. I’ll come back to that later.
So, off I trooped to Eastland; and if you wanted to described me as “disgruntled”, well you wouldn’t be too far wrong. I certainly didn’t rush – taking in the various running/sports shops and having an enlightening conversation with a mobile phone salesperson. Yes, it’s possible.
The first surprise was the line, or I should say, queue, being Australian. There was a queue, in the foodcourt! For donuts. And my word they do a good business. People buy the donuts by the truckload. The guy on the till told me they’re that busy most of the time, and they get busier at night. Who hangs out in the Eastland food court at night? Apparently it’s the place to be.
As an observant, insightful student of the human experience I naturally took an interest in my fellow queuers, most of whom tended to be female, or on the harassed side of male. They were all a touch acne-fied and intensely familiar with the menu. I found that impressive, until I realised there were only two things on it – “donuts” and “assorted donuts”.
They were also of the opinion there weren’t enough KKs around. There isn’t one in Greensborough, or so they give me to understand, and this is NOT A GOOD THING. “There should be Krispy Kreme everywhere”. No kidding, she said that.
As an experience it seems like what McDonalds must have been like when it first came here. It’s also like McDonalds in that you don’t go to Maccas to get a hamburger, you go to “get McDonalds“. The food itself is pretty disappointing, and not really the point.
But what is the point? Good question. The decor? (It may or not be ironic. I can’t decide. Is it possible to be ironic in a shopping centre?)
Why do people go to KK in 2007? Aren’t Maccas losing money and desperately trying to attract a healthy clientele?
I think the answer is in the guilty pleasure of the place. It actively encourages over-consumption by making it really economical to buy a dozen donuts rather than just the one. That’s what most people seemed to do yesterday. If there are three of you, you could buy three donuts and it will cost you $9, but for just $13 you can get 12 donuts in a lovely big box. How can you say no?
Something tells me these donuts aren’t handed out to friends at school, or eaten over a period of 10 days. I bet they’re scoffed in one guilty session in front of the TV.
All of this is terribly attractive these days when it’s hard for us to separate guilty experiences from pleasure, if there is a difference. I’m not so sure any more.
Running
I did run on Friday night, and it was windy, nasty, dark and the streets were festooned with drunken teenagers, heckling and making a nuisance of themselves. Thankfully, drunken teenagers don’t run very fast, so I left them behind pretty smartly.
A very long, very pleasurable run yesterday morning (pre–Krispy Kreme). At least, it started out that way. The weather was just perfect for running: still, cool and overcast. The best word for the first 20k of the thing was “barnstorming”. In fact, if you do own a barn, garden shed or any out-door structure near the Dandenong Creek Trail, I suggest you go check, just to be on the safe side.
After then I had a carbo gel and kept going, happily enough. A light shower was a gratefully accepted cool-down. Well, it was okay while it was light, but it wasn’t long before I was doing my well-rehearsed impression of a drowned rat.
As I was the best part of 10k from home, there wasn’t much too be done about the situation, so I persevered.
Tiger Boy, from Ausrun, Cool Running and ESRG passed me by on Mount Dandenong Road and offered me a lift, having sensibly cut short his own run. I couldn’t see anything to be gained by making his carseat wet, so I declined and squelched the last few ks home on my own.
It turned out to be 36.2k, in just under 2hrs 45. Here it is on mapmyrun, for your viewing pleasure.
I could tell you about the chafing but, like I said in the first paragraph, it would BLOW YOUR MIND.
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