A friend of a friend, by way of damning with faint praise, recently told me my blog and the sister blog It makes me mad, are written in a “whimsical” style.
That might be case, but I can’t take the credit entirely. When you read as much PG Wodehouse as I do, whimsy is nigh-on inescapable. You just open your mouth and out comes Bertie Wooster.
It could be worse, I suppose. It’s hard to take yourself too seriously when using the word “spiffing” in normal conversation.
However, in recent weeks I have discovered a little service known to the cognoscenti as the “public library”, which stocks a wide range of books, only a tiny fraction of which concern the occupants of the Drones cub.
So, given that my reading options now include “erotic thrillers” like “In the Cut” and difficult to categorise stuff like “The Virgin Suicides”, I’m a bit concerned about what’s going to happen to my writing style.
In coming weeks, will I too start writing “erotically thrilling” running blogs? God help us. The mind boggles.
In the cut
Speaking of “In the cut”: aside from than the inordinate amount of time all the characters spend giving each other oral sex, it wasn’t terribly erotic. I happen to know it was made into a movie with Meg Ryan, which also puts a bit of a dampener on the whole erotic side of things.
Interstingly, the tagline for the movie was “everything you know about desire is wrong”. Oh yeah? I know it doesn’t involve Meg Ryan, that’s for sure.
The term “thriller” is a bit inaccurate too. The only thrilling bit is where Meg Ryan gets hacked to pieces with a shaving razor, and that was only thrilling because that’s where the story ends. I guess it had to end there, it stretches credulity a bit much to have a narrator hacked into a million bits and still keep talking.
Running
I promised a long run this weekend and true to my word, a long run was delivered. It wasn’t pretty, but it was long. I pottered down to the Mullum Mullum creek, zoomed up and down a couple times, dodging the puddles and then home. At that point I did some rough calculations in my head and realised it wasn’t nearly enough.
So I went out again, and trotted along for another 8ks, giving a total of 30k. Mapmyrun.com didn’t seem to like my route. It kept popping up with messages like “You’ve already done that bit. Are you sure?” in a faintly disapproving tone before flatly refusing to accept that anyone could be stupid enough to do that route.
I don’t blame it, really. It wasn’t a great run. Still, it’s the first 30k training run down. If I can do another 6-8 of those, Melbourne Marathon 2007 is a possibility.
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