Occasionally I have a good run of results, running-wise, perhaps a PB here or there or just a good couple of training sessions. It doesn’t take much before I’m going about calling myself a marathon runner, puffing my chest up with pride, looking down on mere “joggers” and generally making an arse of myself.
If there’s one thing guaranteed to puncture this illusion like a thumb-tack applied to a balloon, it’s a trip to the friendly local sportsware supplier. Particularly when it involves shorts.
Whoever it is who designs these things obviously doesn’t take into account persons of my particular dimensions.
I don’t ask much. I don’t demand “flattering” or “fashionable”, I just want to be able to run in reasonable comfort without causing members of the public to avert their eyes in horror and small children to run crying to their mothers.
It’s very distressing.
This is why I run in the same pair of shorts for literally years on end. My current favourites have been with me since 2005 and have done, at a reasonable calculation, somewhere over 5000km. They were once black and only had the regulation number of holes. Now they’re a sort of turgid brown, like the back end of a particularly filthy truck on the Western Ring Road and they have ratty holes in awful places.
S, I’ve been looking for some to replace the incumbents. For a while I thought a pair of Brooks shorts would do the job, but they fell at the first hurdle: splitting embarrassingly up the side.
Yesterday, I found it. The perfect pair! (you guessed it, the same type as my current pair). And only $23 on special. So I’m happy.
Running
After a few days off, doing an impression of Jabba the Hut and morbidly contemplating the state of my shorts, I hit the road today, looking to make up for lost time.
Having waited for the rain to stop, I set out, only to discover the rain hadn’t stopped at all. It had just taken a breather, prior to dumping a deluge on my head.
I did shelter for a minute beneath a Croydon shopfront, but by that time the damage had been done. Reasoning that I couldn’t get any wetter, I pushed on my way. 22km, including two loops of the Croydon Golf Course. It’s quite a nice place to run, I can’t believe I’ve not been there before.
When I finally made it home I looked like a drowned, muddy rat and felt like it too. On the plus side, my shoes will come in handy later in the summer if we need some water to fill the dams.
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